Bad habit I picked up during our week of hell – Advice columns.

I’m addict to the local one sheet’s advice column. I mean check out today’s:

Dear What do you do,

My friend had tiny camera mites placed in the girl’s shower at my high school. He and I watched the vid one night after studying. Later I asked my girlfriend how she got the scar, but I forgot the scar was in a place I couldn’t have seen. She had scanners check her house and school and found the mites. Now I’m in real big trouble. Should I turn my friend in?

Is there anyway I can make it up to my girlfriend? We were only on our second date.

Signed,
Saw too much

Dear Saw too much,

He’s isn’t much of a friend if he’d let you face this punishment alone. Chances are your school will only give demerits for this kind of thing. I don’t think you should be too worried. Were the mites of your friend’s own design? If so, he really should look into what local nanotech companies offer internships and stop looking in places he couldn’t walk to himself.

As for your girlfriend, I think it is for the best that this was only the second date, perhaps it will be less painful for you when you finally understand that you really blew it with her.

Nice.